Uh I'm Sarah and I'm 18. I like to sing in the shower, in the car, and when I'm home alone. And I love fried tofu.
If you want to smile, though, remember that on Patrick’s 24th birthday, the band hired a girl to give him a lap dance so he excused himself to the bathroom where he texted Pete that he appreciated the gift and all but to “please send home the nice girl.”
I feel ya Chad. I feel ya.
Ethiopian girl guarded from gang rape & assault by three lions.
“The girl had been taken by seven men who wanted to force her to marry one of them. She was beaten repeatedly. Then the lions chased off her captors. The three lions guarded her for about half a day. They stood guard until we found her and then they just left her like a gift and went back into the forest.”
Then, Stuart Williams (the local wildlife ‘expert’) suggests that perhaps the lions mistook the 12 year old girl’s cries for a lion cub. Which seems awfully silly, considering that lions are perfectly capable of telling apart the gazelles they eat from their own cubs, aren’t they?
if fuckin lions know that rape is bad then so should you